WE FUCKING GET IT
*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that
sexual pun or hannibal reference i can’t decide
I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way
i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom
That’s a prison cell
In prison your food gets cooked for you as well.
I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?
oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?
Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
what if 911 called you